So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16536. | Nicky Chen (nickychen2022xxx) | 73.97 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 16537. | Bryant (initialvie) | 73.97 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 16538. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 73.97 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 16539. | bell (bellsoup) | 73.97 | 99% | 2018-03-17 |
| 16540. | Gooby (goobytheturtle) | 73.97 | 94% | 2015-04-30 |
| 16541. | Andi (almce) | 73.97 | 95% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16542. | Josh (kimchiramen) | 73.97 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 16543. | MLM (madlittlemods) | 73.96 | 93% | 2014-06-23 |
| 16544. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 73.96 | 95% | 2017-01-02 |
| 16545. | Daniel (partytoss) | 73.96 | 91% | 2013-05-14 |
| 16546. | kiril (cold_fire) | 73.96 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
| 16547. | sleepy (drained221) | 73.95 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 16548. | Emil (sinkro) | 73.95 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 16549. | Andreas (drowsybeaver) | 73.95 | 97% | 2012-10-20 |
| 16550. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 73.95 | 94% | 2016-06-25 |
| 16551. | j (swaggingpickle) | 73.95 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 16552. | rothdu (rothdu) | 73.94 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 16553. | 👽 (sofreakingslow) | 73.94 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 16554. | Min (tiwimeister) | 73.94 | 94% | 2019-07-17 |
| 16555. | typist (kittychaitus) | 73.94 | 94% | 2011-11-04 |
| 16556. | Arrietty (arrietty12) | 73.94 | 99% | 2016-04-07 |
| 16557. | Eduardo (eduardol) | 73.94 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 16558. | Pete (phoc41) | 73.94 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
| 16559. | Isaac (isaacsil) | 73.94 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 16560. | Andrew (rendaw) | 73.93 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 16561. | Peter (buck306) | 73.93 | 99% | 2022-11-10 |
| 16562. | tstats[nightisbad] (nightis... | 73.93 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 16563. | Pintu (pintu) | 73.93 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 16564. | burnotce23 (burnotice23) | 73.93 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
| 16565. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 73.93 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |