So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14529. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 77.09 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14530. | jama (bananajunction) | 77.08 | 85% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14531. | angel (angelllfoo) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14532. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14533. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 14534. | Newkeys (newkeys) | 77.08 | 97% | 2012-01-22 |
| 14535. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 77.07 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14536. | Clay (clay10swag) | 77.07 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14537. | John Paulo (guehnwyvar) | 77.07 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14538. | RENIEL RENZ (leiner_ross15) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14539. | 你们很慢噢～ (rickyte... | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14540. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14541. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 77.07 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 14542. | Savannah (savannahmaira) | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-02-01 |
| 14543. | Arie (kanarie) | 77.07 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 14544. | Brian (beitel) | 77.07 | 94% | 2013-03-29 |
| 14545. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.06 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14546. | joey (r00sh) | 77.06 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 14547. | mark (koyoto) | 77.06 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 14548. | Luka (soleesoki) | 77.05 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14549. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 77.05 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 14550. | jess (jess7391) | 77.05 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 14551. | Xemu (el_xenu) | 77.05 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 14552. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 77.04 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 14553. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 14554. | James (jhoffman1204) | 77.04 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 14555. | omar (xshinzo) | 77.04 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14556. | Alex (zipphys) | 77.04 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14557. | oshan (ice_cold) | 77.04 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14558. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 77.04 | 95% | 2011-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |