As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4756. | Hillo (hillov) | 98.10 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
4757. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 98.09 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
4758. | Radu (horixyt21) | 98.09 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
4759. | Saman (kittipot1) | 98.09 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
4760. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 98.09 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
4761. | someone (dontshy) | 98.08 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
4762. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 98.08 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
4763. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 98.08 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
4764. | Noé (czeousw) | 98.07 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
4765. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 98.07 | 97.5% | 2025-02-16 |
4766. | TyperDiaper (porkpopp) | 98.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-05 |
4767. | YUME (tanunki) | 98.07 | 97.7% | 2025-04-25 |
4768. | wewillfailer (wewillfailer69) | 98.07 | 98.1% | 2023-11-03 |
4769. | kappa (kappakon) | 98.06 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
4770. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 98.06 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
4771. | H (huntz256) | 98.06 | 90% | 2016-05-02 |
4772. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 98.05 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
4773. | Niet (thenietnart) | 98.05 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
4774. | BRENOU (brenou) | 98.05 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
4775. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 98.05 | 99.3% | 2021-02-14 |
4776. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 98.05 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
4777. | Kalibur (kalibur) | 98.04 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
4778. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 98.04 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
4779. | E (typemctypeface) | 98.04 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
4780. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
4781. | Broken (brokencog) | 98.04 | 98.6% | 2021-02-26 |
4782. | Andy (djentalman) | 98.03 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
4783. | Hang (hangpham93) | 98.03 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
4784. | Jen (jeno20) | 98.03 | 100% | 2021-07-20 |
4785. | Tejbir (tejbirsingh) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |