I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3900. | Luka (callugolf) | 104.34 | 96.9% | 2023-11-15 |
| 3901. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 104.34 | 100% | 2018-12-30 |
| 3902. | P (pianomyn) | 104.33 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3903. | gaffur (zikisgengaffur_35) | 104.32 | 98% | 2024-04-08 |
| 3904. | TheHarpDaddy (theharpdaddy) | 104.31 | 99% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3905. | (ach3ron) | 104.31 | 100% | 2023-03-13 |
| 3906. | Jonathan (caoculus714) | 104.31 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 3907. | Patrick (rockzom) | 104.31 | 96% | 2017-06-19 |
| 3908. | alex (exdunn) | 104.31 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3909. | Joy Bangla (orangeforest) | 104.30 | 95.7% | 2025-05-06 |
| 3910. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 104.30 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 3911. | Seth (sethinator) | 104.30 | 98% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3912. | MerkuroN (merkuron) | 104.30 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 3913. | Ryan (nightninjarag) | 104.28 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3914. | cluli (feztarausch) | 104.27 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 3915. | Brant (imbrantbcw) | 104.27 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3916. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 104.26 | 98% | 2015-10-27 |
| 3917. | anya (eurasiangf) | 104.26 | 99% | 2023-11-15 |
| 3918. | Maxwell (encryptaurum) | 104.25 | 97.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 3919. | jack (golduckz) | 104.25 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 3920. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 104.24 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 3921. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 104.23 | 98.2% | 2025-02-23 |
| 3922. | Simon (szheng17) | 104.23 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3923. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 104.23 | 96% | 2016-12-04 |
| 3924. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 104.22 | 99% | 2017-03-25 |
| 3925. | myle (myle_7894) | 104.22 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 3926. | poke (ekop1) | 104.22 | 98.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 3927. | Kahoot (kahoot_) | 104.21 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 3928. | Baruk (baruk) | 104.21 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 3929. | Lance (lznce) | 104.20 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |