Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13338. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13339. | Staccato (magnetholik) | 79.48 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 13340. | Evan (zkijt) | 79.48 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 13341. | Steven (kazooie) | 79.47 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 13342. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 79.47 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 13343. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 79.47 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13344. | RED (red666) | 79.47 | 94.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 13345. | someone (someone845) | 79.47 | 99% | 2014-02-06 |
| 13346. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13347. | Ashish (ashish01) | 79.47 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13348. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 79.47 | 96% | 2016-09-05 |
| 13349. | Wayne (devia) | 79.47 | 96% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13350. | Charles (danielduhdunce) | 79.46 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13351. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 79.46 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13352. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 79.46 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 13353. | am (apb1) | 79.46 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 13354. | Wawa (wawasc) | 79.45 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 13355. | Naru (solvereign) | 79.45 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13356. | Owen (owenhayes) | 79.45 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 13357. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 79.45 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13358. | Preston (cj89898) | 79.45 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 13359. | Russell (russell05) | 79.45 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 13360. | Raja (rajamalik2004) | 79.45 | 97% | 2013-06-23 |
| 13361. | Professional (professional_... | 79.44 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 13362. | Andy (andyfang) | 79.44 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13363. | ⦗𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐋⦘Tadas... | 79.44 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 13364. | Jarrett (jclusso) | 79.43 | 91% | 2016-05-21 |
| 13365. | Kylan (oblivionyx) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 13366. | Ismael (ismaelmik) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 13367. | Michal (psusylovar) | 79.43 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |