So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22884. | asdf (redpanda54321) | 63.51 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 22885. | (nikasaur) | 63.51 | 83% | 2011-12-24 |
| 22886. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 63.50 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 22887. | Pandora (pandora0) | 63.50 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 22888. | Murtaza (mmrxyz) | 63.50 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 22889. | Anthony (anthony104) | 63.50 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 22890. | jenny (jenny24) | 63.50 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 22891. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 63.50 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| 22892. | Hol (holster) | 63.49 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 22893. | G (bed_of_chaos) | 63.49 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 22894. | Ahmed (ahmed3sami) | 63.49 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 22895. | Daniel (wkddngur) | 63.49 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
| 22896. | kevin (kongdonglong32) | 63.49 | 94% | 2022-01-05 |
| 22897. | Vy (shiweist) | 63.49 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 22898. | John Davy (ngido) | 63.49 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 22899. | Connor (connor) | 63.49 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 22900. | Lance (mezh) | 63.48 | 83% | 2016-05-19 |
| 22901. | NIcola (lenh) | 63.48 | 87% | 2016-09-17 |
| 22902. | Zach (astrozach) | 63.48 | 95% | 2018-05-01 |
| 22903. | yudax (yudax42) | 63.48 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 22904. | Sylwester (tardziel) | 63.48 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 22905. | Mohit (zarthon) | 63.48 | 91% | 2016-02-27 |
| 22906. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 63.48 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 22907. | rohan (rohangupta1994) | 63.48 | 94% | 2011-12-14 |
| 22908. | Zac (jorgb) | 63.48 | 94% | 2013-06-30 |
| 22909. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 63.48 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 22910. | Andrej (andy144) | 63.47 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
| 22911. | kashish (kashishnegi) | 63.47 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 22912. | Alex (crunchycool) | 63.47 | 95% | 2017-05-31 |
| 22913. | Adel (adeltaj) | 63.47 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |