I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5489. | Sohan (alphasd) | 67.41 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 5490. | Pipe (ergodoxturtle) | 67.40 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5491. | Stanley (lolxd69) | 67.40 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 5492. | Dark (0_darkshadow_0) | 67.38 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 5493. | pz (pingzhi) | 67.37 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5494. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 67.35 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5495. | ewvmhptg (ewvmhptg) | 67.34 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5496. | Ace (acechow) | 67.32 | 96% | 2018-03-03 |
| 5497. | Agastya (lolmas) | 67.29 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5498. | Paulo (paulo0506) | 67.28 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 5499. | Taufik (opik11o22o12) | 67.28 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 5500. | Maurer (dotwalkit) | 67.27 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 5501. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 67.27 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5502. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 67.26 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 5503. | TJ (thedetweiler) | 67.26 | 94% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5504. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 67.26 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| 5505. | Manas (kingmanas) | 67.25 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5506. | Timothy (sirgelz) | 67.25 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 5507. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 67.23 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 5508. | Hao (codh) | 67.23 | 99% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5509. | terrible (juul_pods) | 67.22 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5510. | Udar (sinulescu) | 67.22 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 5511. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 67.22 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5512. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 67.22 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 5513. | Ace (acemace2018) | 67.22 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 5514. | Cham (chamm) | 67.19 | 95% | 2018-02-13 |
| 5515. | Simon (siarnt) | 67.19 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 5516. | ick (ickman) | 67.18 | 99% | 2020-03-04 |
| 5517. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 67.18 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 5518. | Destiny (dmo9021) | 67.17 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |