As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24942. | Yeet (binxinh) | 47.67 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 24943. | Pickle (picklehater) | 47.66 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 24944. | sadflöjk (kjlahsdf) | 47.66 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 24945. | Muhammad Shobuz (mr_uranus) | 47.66 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24946. | henry (henryyeh) | 47.65 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 24947. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 47.65 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 24948. | Eros (georgepanta) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
| 24949. | Viet (pooperawesome) | 47.65 | 90% | 2016-09-15 |
| 24950. | Deepak (coder_deepak) | 47.65 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 24951. | kris (bunsowo) | 47.65 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24952. | Chino (chinotorres_142) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24953. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 47.64 | 94% | 2020-06-14 |
| 24954. | Asra (asra_) | 47.63 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 24955. | Dante (flukierclient33) | 47.63 | 94.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24956. | Andreas (psibar) | 47.63 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 24957. | Anupam (anupammajhi) | 47.62 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 24958. | antonio (antony361) | 47.61 | 91% | 2018-10-21 |
| 24959. | Avatar 2 (kingkiller) | 47.61 | 92% | 2016-11-23 |
| 24960. | kelpy (kelpy2004) | 47.60 | 94% | 2022-10-30 |
| 24961. | Ryan (shiroeraiyn) | 47.60 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 24962. | randomperson2114 (randomper... | 47.60 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24963. | Zar Zar ✰ (zarrow) | 47.59 | 89% | 2016-10-19 |
| 24964. | anjul (anjulsin420) | 47.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 24965. | Andrew (n3r3z) | 47.58 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 24966. | KillerG1414B (killermax) | 47.58 | 96.7% | 2023-08-12 |
| 24967. | kaito (grey_) | 47.58 | 94% | 2020-08-18 |
| 24968. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 47.58 | 94% | 2019-04-15 |
| 24969. | LaserSniper (lasersniper) | 47.57 | 88% | 2017-05-31 |
| 24970. | MYMANIA (nongaim123) | 47.57 | 94% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24971. | Saad (docholiday5) | 47.57 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |