See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8649. | Shmegle (catinacomputer) | 85.54 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 8650. | Darius (dpar27) | 85.53 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 8651. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 85.53 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 8652. | Mike (mike_121) | 85.53 | 96.2% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8653. | lemonpantz (lemonpantz) | 85.52 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8654. | Jay (borbio) | 85.52 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8655. | Allistare (shinryu1324alt) | 85.52 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8656. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 85.52 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 8657. | Leo (leotwelve) | 85.52 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 8658. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 85.52 | 94% | 2020-11-11 |
| 8659. | Vasilis (billaras) | 85.51 | 96.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| 8660. | Paulina (paulina1) | 85.51 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8661. | LeSlow (leslow) | 85.51 | 99% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8662. | Hhhh (strawbirry) | 85.51 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 8663. | Dragon (willy2019) | 85.51 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 8664. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 85.51 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 8665. | AAA (duraszess) | 85.50 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8666. | King (kingcorgi) | 85.50 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 8667. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 85.50 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8668. | Xavier (tuta09) | 85.50 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8669. | Venkat (vengh) | 85.49 | 97.1% | 2024-10-27 |
| 8670. | Lizard (somber_lizard76) | 85.49 | 99% | 2021-06-22 |
| 8671. | Nekraza (nekraza) | 85.49 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 8672. | Jan (acpehalus) | 85.48 | 96.9% | 2025-03-06 |
| 8673. | Eugene (rawners) | 85.48 | 99.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 8674. | Hackel (hackel) | 85.48 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 8675. | Joonha (d100fastfingers) | 85.48 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 8676. | Justin (go_minji) | 85.47 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8677. | PhBaoThang (thanghopham66) | 85.47 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8678. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.47 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |