The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32289. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 61.81 | 95.5% | 2024-07-01 |
| 32290. | blazenyak (blazenyak) | 61.81 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 32291. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 61.81 | 96% | 2019-02-16 |
| 32292. | Pouya (pouyav) | 61.81 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 32293. | Rahul (rahul0379) | 61.81 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 32294. | Joey (osejo2) | 61.80 | 94% | 2024-09-27 |
| 32295. | jesuschristluvsme (jesuschr... | 61.80 | 98% | 2024-03-23 |
| 32296. | Luke (lacocoa_44) | 61.80 | 97% | 2024-08-16 |
| 32297. | Ireina (ireina_) | 61.80 | 96.5% | 2024-06-03 |
| 32298. | Hope (h0pelless) | 61.80 | 95.8% | 2024-01-06 |
| 32299. | rofight (rofight) | 61.80 | 96% | 2024-02-28 |
| 32300. | Huston (skifie) | 61.80 | 96% | 2024-02-16 |
| 32301. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 61.80 | 97.6% | 2024-09-08 |
| 32302. | sudoCss (hamza_kalash) | 61.80 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 32303. | (proxy707) | 61.80 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 32304. | Lana (lana121) | 61.80 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 32305. | AllIsNull (allisnull) | 61.79 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 32306. | Ћира (cira12345) | 61.79 | 95% | 2021-04-25 |
| 32307. | Aasrith (mrhypeclown) | 61.79 | 95.9% | 2024-11-21 |
| 32308. | Tiger (tiger_handsome) | 61.79 | 97% | 2024-07-04 |
| 32309. | Viacheslav Bondarchuck (zem... | 61.79 | 96.8% | 2024-06-16 |
| 32310. | Rajat (rajatpandey) | 61.79 | 96.5% | 2024-03-01 |
| 32311. | Anthony (king_bender) | 61.79 | 96% | 2024-01-04 |
| 32312. | Helena (helenaa_26) | 61.79 | 97.8% | 2024-12-21 |
| 32313. | Cyrano (cyranoza) | 61.79 | 93% | 2011-08-06 |
| 32314. | raoufhadid__ (raoufhadid__) | 61.78 | 95% | 2025-05-04 |
| 32315. | Leeta (leeta_613) | 61.78 | 97% | 2024-12-14 |
| 32316. | Potato (randombluepotato) | 61.78 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 32317. | jed (twoslav) | 61.78 | 97% | 2025-04-19 |
| 32318. | Ty (1manila) | 61.78 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |