In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 698. | Samuel (samfpandi) | 88.65 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 699. | Noob (noobgam) | 88.61 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 700. | Mel (smelons) | 88.61 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 701. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 702. | Ben (benjo74) | 88.54 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 703. | Norman (nfluc) | 88.53 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 704. | John666695 (john666695) | 88.52 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 705. | Nate (thatguyx) | 88.51 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 706. | Josh (theunknownhero) | 88.50 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 707. | Richard (rockpile) | 88.50 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 708. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 88.48 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 709. | Lőrinc (mbalazs) | 88.46 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 710. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 88.40 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 711. | Ramzan Mubarak 2025 (imtiaz... | 88.40 | 99% | 2019-10-10 |
| 712. | villager138 (villager138) | 88.30 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 713. | Boris (bb667) | 88.29 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 714. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 88.27 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 715. | aqibm (aqibm) | 88.27 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 716. | Mike (flotingmike) | 88.25 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 717. | Pack (packrodgers) | 88.18 | 98% | 2019-02-09 |
| 718. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 88.15 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 719. | Mathew (matdabomb) | 88.13 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 720. | Quinn (quinnngo) | 88.13 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
| 721. | Milena (milenalol) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 722. | Jack (tzak) | 88.11 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 723. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 88.07 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 724. | ottuba (ottuba) | 88.04 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 725. | Chui (noisy1) | 88.02 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 726. | Andy (akrmoon444) | 87.97 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 727. | (tyleryoung210) | 87.96 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |