Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 504. | Kris (kris_z) | 88.45 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 505. | 천리마 (russellblake) | 88.42 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 506. | stephen (stephen_) | 88.42 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 507. | Aja Na (ajanababy) | 88.38 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 508. | adish (adish123) | 88.25 | 96% | 2020-01-01 |
| 509. | sidm (sidm) | 88.22 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 510. | cluwei (cluwei) | 88.20 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 511. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 88.17 | 97% | 2020-02-15 |
| 512. | Home (itsnogood) | 88.11 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 513. | Bleh (entropian) | 88.10 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 514. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 88.05 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 515. | tsutra (gliffyr) | 88.04 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 516. | Neko (pippaola) | 88.03 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 517. | Teegey (teegey) | 87.99 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 518. | Jarod (sorakame) | 87.94 | 97% | 2017-07-30 |
| 519. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 87.87 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 520. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 87.86 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 521. | Polly (pajberman) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 522. | uniracer (uniracer) | 87.84 | 99% | 2017-11-20 |
| 523. | Patrick (patrickt) | 87.81 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 524. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 87.79 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 525. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 87.74 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 526. | 🍌 One Banana 🍌 (milkt... | 87.70 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 527. | Sophie (sdw199) | 87.66 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 528. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 87.65 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 529. | Eujean (eujean) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 530. | l502x (l502x) | 87.61 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 531. | u (ugongetbeat) | 87.59 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 532. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 533. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 87.58 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |