As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9065. | Aditya (adityabj) | 85.75 | 98.4% | 2024-11-20 |
9066. | noob (rayat) | 85.75 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
9067. | Brian (brian805) | 85.75 | 98% | 2015-10-10 |
9068. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
9069. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
9070. | frostyplum (frostyplum) | 85.75 | 98% | 2024-09-30 |
9071. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 85.75 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
9072. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 85.75 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
9073. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
9074. | An (anhanpro2k) | 85.74 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
9075. | kb noob (akh7) | 85.74 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
9076. | Owen (owenl131) | 85.74 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
9077. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 85.74 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
9078. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 85.74 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
9079. | Greg (grrg) | 85.73 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
9080. | Huy (pikeman222) | 85.73 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
9081. | Spoon (spoonforkspork) | 85.72 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
9082. | Robert (robnekaj) | 85.72 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
9083. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 85.72 | 89% | 2016-08-22 |
9084. | Rully (rully_monas) | 85.72 | 97.3% | 2024-06-08 |
9085. | Gagan (gagan18) | 85.72 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
9086. | Canadian (killzaa) | 85.72 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
9087. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 85.72 | 97.8% | 2023-10-09 |
9088. | 10 finger ginger (10finger_... | 85.71 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
9089. | tristen (unitristen) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
9090. | SPFover9000 (monkeyman143) | 85.71 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
9091. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 85.71 | 96.5% | 2023-09-25 |
9092. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 85.71 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
9093. | maz (maz_) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
9094. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 85.71 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |