So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36228. | chernobyl (chernobyl) | 31.00 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 36229. | Muhammad (faheemawan03) | 30.96 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 36230. | balen (balenktm123) | 30.95 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 36231. | Tyler (crazazel) | 30.88 | 85% | 2013-07-05 |
| 36232. | Biswa (biswa01) | 30.84 | 96.2% | 2023-09-22 |
| 36233. | Aniket (aniket14) | 30.77 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 36234. | chuanHui (juchh) | 30.75 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 36235. | Gaurav (gmaniax) | 30.70 | 93% | 2023-07-18 |
| 36236. | Lilac (lilaclily) | 30.67 | 94% | 2021-12-28 |
| 36237. | Solomon (solomon_) | 30.60 | 91% | 2021-05-18 |
| 36238. | Jasjot (urbanpedu) | 30.60 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 36239. | BED NARAYAN RAI (vednarayan) | 30.34 | 93% | 2023-05-29 |
| 36240. | Vincenzo (_a_j_) | 30.28 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 36241. | Tina (nursetina) | 30.27 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 36242. | Olzh (katran) | 30.24 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 36243. | Jessica (hockeymom) | 30.23 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 36244. | jim (killer047) | 30.18 | 91% | 2015-05-30 |
| 36245. | J (battle8114) | 30.06 | 79% | 2013-07-04 |
| 36246. | raj (_raj88) | 30.06 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 36247. | Andreas (andreasdovicof) | 29.98 | 78% | 2016-04-22 |
| 36248. | Lorna (lornaely) | 29.97 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 36249. | Karun (karunsiri) | 29.77 | 88% | 2015-09-04 |
| 36250. | malikaz (malikaz) | 29.74 | 80% | 2013-05-03 |
| 36251. | Nouman (noumann) | 29.71 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 36252. | tran van (johnnytu1) | 29.60 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 36253. | Jade (jades) | 28.80 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 36254. | Elvan (penguinlauncherz) | 28.39 | 93% | 2016-05-25 |
| 36255. | arizal (arizalseptianbahars... | 27.91 | 90% | 2016-07-03 |
| 36256. | Joel (clashofkeys) | 26.93 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 36257. | Sonia (soniak) | 25.10 | 94% | 2015-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |