I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1854. | Steffin (steffin02) | 87.63 | 96.9% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1855. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 87.61 | 96.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1856. | jorddap (jorddap_7) | 87.61 | 96.8% | 2024-05-20 |
| 1857. | endless (dm475) | 87.61 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 1858. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 87.61 | 95.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1859. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.60 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 1860. | Darp (darp1337) | 87.60 | 96.9% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1861. | Justas (jusatas) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1862. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 87.57 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1863. | BedsideGoblin (bedsidegoblin) | 87.56 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1864. | Caleb (ravens_) | 87.56 | 96.6% | 2023-07-29 |
| 1865. | ken (silence0796) | 87.53 | 95.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1866. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 87.52 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1867. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 87.50 | 97.7% | 2023-11-28 |
| 1868. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 87.48 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1869. | gvne (gvne) | 87.47 | 96% | 2023-05-13 |
| 1870. | kill_me_plz (kill_me_plz) | 87.45 | 97% | 2024-12-18 |
| 1871. | Vaj (taychee) | 87.44 | 98% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1872. | Márton (marconka) | 87.43 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1873. | Ally (2_ally_) | 87.43 | 96.4% | 2024-08-31 |
| 1874. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 87.42 | 96.3% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1875. | /woe (woebudd) | 87.40 | 95.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| 1876. | Beast Lee (sittingwonderduck) | 87.40 | 94.7% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1877. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 87.37 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 1878. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 87.35 | 97.1% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1879. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 87.35 | 96% | 2024-03-20 |
| 1880. | eddie.reyes (eddiereyes) | 87.33 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1881. | James (slipperyson) | 87.31 | 97% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1882. | qwe (azeem838) | 87.30 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 1883. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 87.28 | 97.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |