Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3591. | Jan (shortext) | 66.67 | 97% | 2019-07-22 |
| 3592. | Alex (tabkc7) | 66.63 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3593. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 66.63 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 3594. | Vu (vuta) | 66.62 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3595. | Mo (moedd) | 66.61 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3596. | Angélica (angie10410) | 66.61 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3597. | em (mnnm) | 66.59 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3598. | bananein (bananein) | 66.58 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 3599. | Vulpxs_M (dessertfoxm) | 66.58 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3600. | Tim (timmycruzer) | 66.57 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3601. | Nyano (nyano) | 66.56 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 3602. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 66.55 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3603. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 66.55 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3604. | Mason (thesnutes) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3605. | Alex (p08r) | 66.54 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 3606. | Ryan (godawesome) | 66.54 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 3607. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 66.53 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3608. | Taz (tazza1) | 66.52 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3609. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 66.52 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3610. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 66.52 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3611. | (tulasaeueng) | 66.52 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 3612. | keliturbo (hrabbi) | 66.51 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3613. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 66.50 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3614. | Dan17 (dan_kang) | 66.49 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 3615. | Thang (thangnh) | 66.49 | 99% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3616. | Away From Keyboard (AFK) (d... | 66.48 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3617. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 66.47 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 3618. | erik (discopvn) | 66.47 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 3619. | Alex (areinisch) | 66.47 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3620. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 66.46 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |