So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25689. | Ashley (italian84) | 59.78 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 25690. | andrea (andreacirri) | 59.78 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 25691. | ankit (ankitk) | 59.78 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 25692. | kambing (zakaria_si_pendendam) | 59.78 | 96% | 2011-11-17 |
| 25693. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 59.78 | 89% | 2015-09-10 |
| 25694. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 59.77 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
| 25695. | Nick (lookin4beans) | 59.77 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 25696. | Darwin (spellmancer) | 59.77 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 25697. | sanda (alex35003) | 59.77 | 91% | 2012-09-24 |
| 25698. | ϟαη☂◎ṧℌ (skm4san... | 59.77 | 94% | 2013-02-20 |
| 25699. | Shaisab (shaisab) | 59.77 | 94% | 2014-06-11 |
| 25700. | Megan (noctive) | 59.76 | 88% | 2015-12-10 |
| 25701. | Tylor (agentbojangles) | 59.76 | 90% | 2015-01-18 |
| 25702. | Charles (politbur0) | 59.76 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 25703. | Samantha (samafilbeit) | 59.76 | 94% | 2012-07-03 |
| 25704. | Max (maxdwolf) | 59.76 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 25705. | Mr (positive2003) | 59.75 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 25706. | Yan (jan4o_2) | 59.75 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 25707. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 59.75 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25708. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 59.75 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 25709. | qzco (qzco) | 59.75 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 25710. | Tung (tungpham20) | 59.75 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| 25711. | betül (btlcrt) | 59.75 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 25712. | Juan illo (juanillo) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 25713. | Noé (phlogistique) | 59.75 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 25714. | Excellence® (kunal_saxena) | 59.75 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
| 25715. | CM storm (khoadaxoa) | 59.75 | 88% | 2011-06-16 |
| 25716. | Brayan (sneymo) | 59.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 25717. | Sam (camsam) | 59.74 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 25718. | jinhwan (fleo0917) | 59.74 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |