So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26481. | crappykeyboard (weaslyf_ckboy) | 58.58 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 26482. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 58.58 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 26483. | Will (wwwong) | 58.58 | 94% | 2017-12-17 |
| 26484. | Ken (midknightisonline) | 58.58 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 26485. | Alexandre (ignorantez) | 58.58 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 26486. | Andreas (a___g) | 58.58 | 97% | 2016-11-30 |
| 26487. | jonathan (bubbletrouble94) | 58.57 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 26488. | Tinh (ductinh2405) | 58.57 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 26489. | jonas (joncol_colemac) | 58.57 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 26490. | Paul (ozflyer) | 58.57 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 26491. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 58.56 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 26492. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 58.56 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 26493. | jithin (jithinjoseph) | 58.56 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 26494. | sheng (shenglol) | 58.55 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 26495. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 58.55 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 26496. | Brett (brett_sorenson_69) | 58.55 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 26497. | debumak (debumak) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 26498. | Yi-Fan (bioniclezx) | 58.54 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 26499. | Luis (lowaaays) | 58.54 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 26500. | Eliseu (eme71) | 58.54 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 26501. | syzo (syzo) | 58.54 | 93% | 2013-12-25 |
| 26502. | k (khamelionn) | 58.54 | 83% | 2016-04-27 |
| 26503. | sahu (jin_h) | 58.54 | 96% | 2011-05-04 |
| 26504. | Eragon (lordjj_super) | 58.54 | 88% | 2015-07-19 |
| 26505. | Dan (blizzardfury) | 58.54 | 91% | 2013-10-18 |
| 26506. | Demader (demader) | 58.53 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 26507. | Ricky (destroy783) | 58.53 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 26508. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 58.53 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 26509. | Pokeblade (beymon) | 58.53 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26510. | Marta (marta1410) | 58.53 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |