When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11031. | J (sriroo) | 80.01 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| 11032. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 80.01 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 11033. | small (smalllittlesheep) | 80.00 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 11034. | Chris (bophschnaps) | 80.00 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11035. | Fadli (islamicman) | 80.00 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 11036. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 80.00 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11037. | Jet2Cool4You (jet2cool4you) | 79.99 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 11038. | Mateo (mateokc) | 79.99 | 96.2% | 2023-08-09 |
| 11039. | Josh (joshmgeorge) | 79.99 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11040. | Skyler (skyman1122) | 79.98 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11041. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 79.98 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11042. | yesman (yesman9527) | 79.98 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11043. | Wombo (wombo_tr) | 79.97 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 11044. | mpb (meeepboop) | 79.97 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11045. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 79.97 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11046. | Andrew (ahalle) | 79.97 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 11047. | cuago (cuago) | 79.96 | 95.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 11048. | khalil (khalilfa) | 79.96 | 96% | 2025-07-07 |
| 11049. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 79.96 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11050. | davidg (david_sv) | 79.95 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 11051. | Aleks (aleks8) | 79.95 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 11052. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 79.95 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 11053. | T^T (asylumchess) | 79.95 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 11054. | RK_000 (rk_000) | 79.94 | 95.9% | 2024-02-29 |
| 11055. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 79.94 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 11056. | moritz (moritzjp) | 79.93 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11057. | Salem (slomy0010) | 79.93 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11058. | jared (sadtom) | 79.93 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11059. | lut (lut_) | 79.92 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 11060. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |