Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 769. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 80.10 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 770. | Josephus (josephus) | 80.10 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 771. | Abdul (lesgooooo) | 80.08 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 772. | frz (furizan) | 80.05 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 773. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 80.03 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 774. | Vera (veong) | 79.97 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 775. | Noam (noamaster88) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 776. | throw (bomnom) | 79.83 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 777. | Tuujii (tuujii_n1) | 79.82 | 96% | 2017-11-05 |
| 778. | _ (bic2000) | 79.79 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 779. | Ronald (ron777) | 79.79 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 780. | (roiii) | 79.74 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 781. | A (antykingfish2) | 79.73 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 782. | skrrt (ryanhou28) | 79.69 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 783. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 79.66 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 784. | สปริงหัก (b... | 79.61 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 785. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 79.60 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 786. | Angrybabyfist (angrybabyfist) | 79.59 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 787. | Feilem (feilem) | 79.59 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 788. | k (mc0sta) | 79.59 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 789. | Mark (hikchoi) | 79.56 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 790. | Timothy (timothyslash) | 79.56 | 99% | 2018-04-06 |
| 791. | Roar (rorsyl) | 79.55 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 792. | danny (dannycool241) | 79.51 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 793. | Justin (domesplitter420) | 79.50 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 794. | Dell Bigfoot (drakonas550) | 79.49 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 795. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 79.46 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 796. | Pranav (pranavk) | 79.45 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 797. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 79.35 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 798. | Ryan (uberdeluxe) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |