As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6438. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 92.72 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
6439. | UppedFusion (fusion_) | 92.72 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
6440. | Matt (wii_sports_matt) | 92.72 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
6441. | Danat (danat_2001) | 92.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
6442. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 92.72 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
6443. | Melon (zd_smear) | 92.72 | 99% | 2016-10-01 |
6444. | Steffin (steffin02) | 92.71 | 98.2% | 2023-10-16 |
6445. | sheresingh (sheresingh) | 92.71 | 94% | 2017-05-24 |
6446. | Kenneth (vangq) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
6447. | aeixel (aeixel) | 92.71 | 91% | 2015-08-16 |
6448. | Mario (marfredd) | 92.71 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
6449. | Paolo (invelt) | 92.71 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
6450. | cruise (bigvegetable) | 92.69 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
6451. | shubham (shubham1999) | 92.68 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
6452. | tstats[will6454] (will6454) | 92.68 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
6453. | Cam (cam777) | 92.68 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
6454. | workmad3 (workmad3) | 92.67 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
6455. | Desmond (desmond012) | 92.67 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
6456. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 92.67 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
6457. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 92.67 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
6458. | max (guefi) | 92.67 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
6459. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 92.67 | 91% | 2016-02-24 |
6460. | Kt (kwilliams61) | 92.66 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
6461. | cg001m (cg001m) | 92.66 | 97% | 2024-11-18 |
6462. | kc (kcyz) | 92.66 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
6463. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 92.66 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
6464. | keke (hpchco) | 92.66 | 96.8% | 2024-01-02 |
6465. | Bao (vroomxd) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
6466. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 92.64 | 98% | 2024-06-22 |
6467. | keruya (keruya) | 92.64 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |