Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2549. | Dmitry (xallt) | 81.10 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 2550. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 81.05 | 98% | 2017-08-01 |
| 2551. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 81.02 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 2552. | (joniboi) | 81.00 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2553. | Naruth (naruth) | 80.99 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2554. | Zeki (zekiye1) | 80.99 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2555. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 80.99 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2556. | Austin (austinsnow) | 80.99 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2557. | Landon (landoneskridge) | 80.98 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2558. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 80.98 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 2559. | ApSad (apaars) | 80.97 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2560. | (based) (not_medicine) | 80.96 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2561. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 80.92 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2562. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 80.91 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2563. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 80.90 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2564. | Slow (centrax) | 80.90 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2565. | Ajay (dudeth) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 2566. | Sam (elementroar) | 80.89 | 95% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2567. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 80.89 | 99% | 2017-12-31 |
| 2568. | Keqings Left Pinky (penguin... | 80.87 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2569. | Justin (justinly15) | 80.87 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2570. | mo (ceiba) | 80.85 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2571. | no (tempotutor) | 80.84 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2572. | monkaS (rikio) | 80.81 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2573. | alireza (ad77) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2574. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2575. | Henry (clifford_types) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2576. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 80.78 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2577. | Bhris (ck_bhris) | 80.77 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2578. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 80.75 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |