You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1821. | Ket (ket93) | 77.24 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1822. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 77.24 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1823. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 77.22 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1824. | Famesh (fampatel) | 77.21 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
| 1825. | China nº1 (patato123) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1826. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 77.18 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 1827. | Timo (ubulin) | 77.18 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1828. | William (astronaut98) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1829. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 77.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1830. | Ali (aloche) | 77.16 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1831. | Jean (sibelius97) | 77.13 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1832. | Genesis (genesisfrost) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1833. | storm (stooormmm) | 77.13 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1834. | Liam (instanterogenous) | 77.08 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1835. | . (terminal201820) | 77.06 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1836. | Edgey (tedge) | 77.06 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1837. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 77.05 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 1838. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 77.05 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1839. | Eric (envyhope) | 76.98 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 1840. | Aashish (iamflash) | 76.97 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1841. | Michael (larkorin) | 76.96 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1842. | sa (sosa21) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1843. | Waleed (waleedminer) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1844. | Lucas (crimsonsidious) | 76.93 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1845. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 76.89 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1846. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 76.88 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1847. | Robert (rjfs88) | 76.86 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 1848. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1849. | Sam (realsamxu) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1850. | Darren (surias0) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |