I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20869. | MagnumEntity (magnumentity_) | 60.08 | 96.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20870. | fname (jodeapple) | 60.08 | 93% | 2017-04-08 |
| 20871. | x (roadtoonehundwpm) | 60.07 | 93% | 2022-05-21 |
| 20872. | Leroy (fazecringe) | 60.07 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 20873. | Striker (striker_2k) | 60.07 | 99.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 20874. | Rajkumar (rajkumar_buddha) | 60.06 | 94% | 2023-07-05 |
| 20875. | Rahim-444 (abdrrahim_belkac... | 60.06 | 93% | 2022-12-29 |
| 20876. | Guo (s9723) | 60.06 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 20877. | pwned (pwned1337) | 60.06 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 20878. | Julish (julish13) | 60.06 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 20879. | Ar (azzztec) | 60.06 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 20880. | Paolo (derpzilla) | 60.05 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 20881. | Adam (ajask) | 60.05 | 96.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 20882. | mike (yyu2017) | 60.05 | 98% | 2017-08-22 |
| 20883. | siim (siim135) | 60.05 | 94% | 2018-11-17 |
| 20884. | Cooper (cooperbowman21) | 60.05 | 95% | 2018-01-31 |
| 20885. | Muhammad (saad99) | 60.04 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 20886. | HUONO (gghuono) | 60.04 | 94.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 20887. | zepthro (zepthro) | 60.04 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 20888. | Keyboard (keyboardfuqer) | 60.04 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 20889. | Chirihaya (chirihaya) | 60.04 | 97% | 2017-03-02 |
| 20890. | Fher (aether78) | 60.03 | 94% | 2022-04-26 |
| 20891. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 60.03 | 98% | 2018-04-03 |
| 20892. | Erjon (sirjurkalot) | 60.03 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 20893. | Courage (couragekim) | 60.03 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
| 20894. | Joey (092767) | 60.03 | 84% | 2017-01-18 |
| 20895. | Ajit (ajits) | 60.02 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 20896. | humisar (humisar) | 60.02 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 20897. | Kappapride (kappaprideer) | 60.02 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 20898. | Maroon Ivory Llama (marooni... | 60.01 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |