I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6018. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.26 | 98.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6019. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 96.26 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
| 6020. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 96.24 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 6021. | Aidan who just types (aidnb... | 96.24 | 96.7% | 2023-10-15 |
| 6022. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 96.24 | 97% | 2017-12-25 |
| 6023. | Ko (__lo) | 96.23 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6024. | Magnus (magicbane) | 96.23 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 6025. | aman (amanostrich) | 96.23 | 93% | 2016-11-06 |
| 6026. | Ayy (ayylmaoxd69) | 96.22 | 96% | 2024-05-27 |
| 6027. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 96.22 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6028. | Alex (noobyalex) | 96.22 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 6029. | John (xjohnbx) | 96.22 | 96% | 2017-03-01 |
| 6030. | Jesse (jerusj) | 96.21 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 6031. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 96.21 | 99.2% | 2023-11-24 |
| 6032. | Pranav (0rav_workman) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6033. | Naresh (303nash) | 96.20 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 6034. | Enzie (red_valkyrie) | 96.19 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 6035. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 96.19 | 94% | 2016-07-15 |
| 6036. | Pophium (pophium_520) | 96.18 | 97.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| 6037. | Diamondoz (diamondoz) | 96.18 | 99% | 2022-02-01 |
| 6038. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 96.18 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 6039. | naa (trixzter) | 96.18 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6040. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 96.18 | 97.8% | 2024-12-12 |
| 6041. | Ewii (ewii) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 6042. | SlickShrink (stuatlittle) | 96.17 | 96.4% | 2024-03-09 |
| 6043. | James (vmisfit) | 96.16 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6044. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 96.16 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 6045. | Jeld (jeld) | 96.16 | 99% | 2016-10-27 |
| 6046. | anything (anythinganything) | 96.15 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 6047. | Turkey (habibiturkey) | 96.15 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |