The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 493. | Olli (sparkable) | 83.65 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 494. | Norton (pajj) | 83.62 | 99% | 2016-04-30 |
| 495. | Sandrew (santyboy) | 83.61 | 99% | 2012-07-02 |
| 496. | Zy (zykeki) | 83.57 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 497. | Ray (mray) | 83.55 | 95% | 2014-01-20 |
| 498. | Jacob (jacobtilly) | 83.54 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 499. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 83.38 | 95% | 2019-03-26 |
| 500. | Aron (aronbk) | 83.32 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
| 501. | Link (palfuzonk) | 83.28 | 88% | 2015-01-04 |
| 502. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 83.25 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 503. | Patrick (patrick0809) | 83.19 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 504. | Woogy (woogy187) | 83.18 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 505. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 83.17 | 95% | 2012-08-02 |
| 506. | Joe (eoj05) | 83.16 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 507. | MrSpicyHot (mrspicyhot) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 508. | Emily (fastcupcake) | 83.07 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
| 509. | Kex (kexlog) | 83.04 | 92% | 2016-10-03 |
| 510. | Akash (mrakash) | 82.97 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
| 511. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 82.93 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 512. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 82.92 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 513. | Lisa (lisanick64) | 82.90 | 100% | 2011-05-26 |
| 514. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 82.86 | 95% | 2011-09-19 |
| 515. | Homie (kingtrammy) | 82.85 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 516. | Kendra (kay_dawg) | 82.74 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 517. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 82.66 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 518. | Shubby (shubby) | 82.64 | 92% | 2015-08-07 |
| 519. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 82.61 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 520. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 82.60 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 521. | Lusvig (lusvig) | 82.59 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 522. | Webster (webstershooter) | 82.57 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |