I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12993. | noob (chairmanlmfao) | 80.02 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 12994. | Spork4 (spork4) | 80.02 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 12995. | Josef (josefluis12) | 80.01 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 12996. | slow (me_slow727) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 12997. | Mausam (the_witcher) | 80.01 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 12998. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 80.01 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 12999. | Harcha (harcha) | 80.01 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 13000. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 80.01 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 13001. | Chulaluck (chulaa14) | 80.00 | 92% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13002. | Nick (nickolopolous) | 80.00 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 13003. | DivineLight (mistaman) | 80.00 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 13004. | Dustin (kustnodi) | 80.00 | 95% | 2015-08-29 |
| 13005. | Lacto Pafi (lactopafi) | 80.00 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 13006. | gf (halaluka) | 80.00 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 13007. | Todd (t0dd1337) | 80.00 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 13008. | Kyle (kyle59) | 80.00 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 13009. | _ (ovorampage) | 79.99 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 13010. | kbftw (kbftuu) | 79.99 | 95% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13011. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 79.99 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 13012. | Nangsky (nangsky) | 79.99 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 13013. | Greg (grrg) | 79.99 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 13014. | ben (yngtwbabd) | 79.99 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13015. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 79.99 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 13016. | Igor (mystch) | 79.98 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 13017. | Chimova (chimova) | 79.98 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13018. | Gabriel (lorddoge) | 79.98 | 90% | 2015-07-26 |
| 13019. | jermy (j3rmy) | 79.98 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 13020. | Heath (heathcorp) | 79.98 | 97.6% | 2023-09-17 |
| 13021. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 79.98 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 13022. | Matthew (gavsta707) | 79.98 | 91% | 2016-05-20 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |