As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7611. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 89.39 | 92% | 2015-07-11 |
| 7612. | Mohammed (saif0106) | 89.39 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 7613. | Sycko (sycko) | 89.39 | 95% | 2016-12-18 |
| 7614. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 89.38 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 7615. | Reuven (rreuven) | 89.38 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 7616. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 89.38 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 7617. | Sebastian (sebbieastian) | 89.37 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7618. | Michael (michael_22) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 7619. | Jamie (jamieseed) | 89.36 | 92% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7620. | Keaton (skeaton) | 89.36 | 96% | 2024-06-05 |
| 7621. | Joshua (kvalleykid) | 89.36 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7622. | Toshi (m0shitoshi) | 89.36 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 7623. | Sabari (sabari314) | 89.36 | 97.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 7624. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 89.36 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 7625. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 89.35 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 7626. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 89.35 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 7627. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 7628. | Kevin (kevinhuo8941) | 89.34 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 7629. | bl1nd (bl1ndfate) | 89.33 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 7630. | suzie (andsuzie) | 89.33 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7631. | OnlySixFingers (onlysixfing... | 89.33 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 7632. | Justin (rogreat) | 89.33 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
| 7633. | Only One (only_one_left) | 89.33 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
| 7634. | | (canvaslol) | 89.33 | 96.8% | 2024-10-04 |
| 7635. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 89.33 | 97% | 2024-07-02 |
| 7636. | spowell398 (spowell398) | 89.33 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 7637. | JONAS (___jonas___) | 89.32 | 96.7% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7638. | Adnrew (arapoib) | 89.32 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 7639. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 89.32 | 98% | 2024-04-26 |
| 7640. | CapitalGains (capitalgains) | 89.32 | 97.5% | 2023-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |