So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14074. | Aleks (aleks8) | 77.88 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 14075. | Sean (seantronathon) | 77.88 | 96% | 2016-06-10 |
| 14076. | marc (marconijacob97) | 77.88 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 14077. | Accurate_2000 (copaphill) | 77.88 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 14078. | ssiKY (ssiky) | 77.87 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 14079. | Grimpo (grimpo2) | 77.87 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 14080. | Nick (nickstoni) | 77.87 | 96.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14081. | Veronica (veronicccaaa) | 77.87 | — | 2010-01-09 |
| 14082. | Hotch (hotchkiss512) | 77.86 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
| 14083. | aBather (atkirsiu) | 77.86 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 14084. | Joshua (brothersquid123) | 77.86 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14085. | Coop (gupp) | 77.86 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 14086. | Vu (3nim3) | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 14087. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 77.86 | 96% | 2012-08-20 |
| 14088. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 77.86 | 96% | 2013-06-11 |
| 14089. | Selah - The Typing Chick (a... | 77.86 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
| 14090. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 77.85 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14091. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 77.85 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14092. | Neeb (neebie) | 77.85 | 94% | 2014-04-26 |
| 14093. | Owen (owenl131) | 77.85 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14094. | Kevin (kevin.mcmurphy@gmail... | 77.85 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 14095. | Cordath the Dragon (cordath) | 77.84 | 95% | 2016-04-28 |
| 14096. | tony gunk (drshrimppuertorico) | 77.84 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 14097. | ArcticTaco (arctictaco) | 77.84 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 14098. | Breanna (bjr7) | 77.84 | 97% | 2011-09-24 |
| 14099. | no17436 (no17436) | 77.84 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14100. | Tato (mientefuego) | 77.84 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 14101. | ethan (ethanwander83) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14102. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 77.83 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 14103. | ybf (ybflewis) | 77.83 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |