So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33602. | Rakesh (rakesh_velpula) | 45.92 | 93% | 2023-06-26 |
| 33603. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 45.92 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 33604. | hello (prateekskl99) | 45.92 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 33605. | Dwi (yvbinjk) | 45.92 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 33606. | Md Zeeshan Rasheed (adzeeis... | 45.92 | 96.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 33607. | hensen (vanhen) | 45.91 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 33608. | the (the_vista) | 45.91 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 33609. | Shanta (shanta) | 45.91 | — | 2008-09-09 |
| 33610. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 45.90 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 33611. | Meru (meru_meruem) | 45.90 | 92% | 2021-06-23 |
| 33612. | Hanu (hanu4321) | 45.90 | 87% | 2017-03-24 |
| 33613. | Learn to pro (learntopro) | 45.89 | 93% | 2021-07-04 |
| 33614. | shau (shauwei_0510) | 45.89 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33615. | Alvin (alvinleung) | 45.89 | 94% | 2011-06-25 |
| 33616. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 45.89 | 93% | 2017-05-18 |
| 33617. | Denis (duke_nuken) | 45.89 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 33618. | Sanjar (sanchopilot) | 45.88 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 33619. | Michelle (vallerie06) | 45.88 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 33620. | Ilia (kholkinilia) | 45.88 | 93% | 2022-07-27 |
| 33621. | cya (cweetie) | 45.88 | 98% | 2015-10-21 |
| 33622. | keti (keti) | 45.88 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 33623. | tse (nufc_0318) | 45.88 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 33624. | juan (juanuzziel) | 45.87 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 33625. | Benjamin (bentheman02) | 45.87 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 33626. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 45.87 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 33627. | Dennis (dennis) | 45.87 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 33628. | Jesse (asunder87) | 45.87 | 91% | 2015-11-09 |
| 33629. | Arifa (meowx2) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 33630. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 45.86 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
| 33631. | Huang (sonyq) | 45.86 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |