So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17465. | xav (_xavier_) | 72.40 | 94% | 2020-03-23 |
| 17466. | mosho (sidosido) | 72.40 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 17467. | Dalu (dalu) | 72.39 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 17468. | aririn (aririn) | 72.39 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 17469. | Arun (arun3dkarthick) | 72.39 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 17470. | Chris (million7) | 72.39 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17471. | Rohit (rohitink) | 72.38 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 17472. | viv (toastexee) | 72.38 | 95.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17473. | what (hellisgood) | 72.38 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 17474. | Samuel (monxii) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 17475. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 72.38 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17476. | silver_soul (jooeeee) | 72.38 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 17477. | Tomara (tomara1991) | 72.38 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 17478. | Kyle (duncmancan) | 72.37 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 17479. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 72.37 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| 17480. | HDoll (hdoll) | 72.37 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 17481. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 17482. | Ray (castello666) | 72.36 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 17483. | Mob (akmob) | 72.36 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 17484. | Mick (mickahoy2) | 72.36 | 99% | 2014-10-22 |
| 17485. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 72.36 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 17486. | nadya (153wpm) | 72.36 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 17487. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 72.36 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
| 17488. | Halis (fezira) | 72.36 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 17489. | Mercury (kerukeion) | 72.36 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 17490. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 72.35 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 17491. | jczh90 (jczh90) | 72.35 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 17492. | ariel (arielsoko) | 72.35 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 17493. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 72.35 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 17494. | Isaac (newtion) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |