And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20497. | Sam (sammierai) | 78.40 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 20498. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 78.40 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 20499. | Navia (navia) | 78.40 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 20500. | quebec.reddit.com (mifay) | 78.40 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 20501. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 78.40 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 20502. | Henry (henry_court) | 78.40 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 20503. | MLM (madlittlemods) | 78.39 | 92% | 2014-11-16 |
| 20504. | Teng (hentaiba3) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 20505. | an average vietnamese typis... | 78.39 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 20506. | Tarre (tarre) | 78.39 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 20507. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 78.38 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 20508. | Arch (arch_linux) | 78.38 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 20509. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 78.38 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 20510. | T (sds5432) | 78.38 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 20511. | amir (amir194) | 78.38 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 20512. | MBU 2092 (saga) | 78.38 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 20513. | whyareherhairsinbetween my ... | 78.37 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 20514. | I forgor 💀 (kernel32_dll) | 78.37 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 20515. | Tim (gokuman4594) | 78.37 | 97% | 2011-06-12 |
| 20516. | denny (eternal07) | 78.37 | 99% | 2011-11-15 |
| 20517. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 20518. | Michael (mcassedy) | 78.36 | 91% | 2017-04-30 |
| 20519. | Stacey (spacey333) | 78.36 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 20520. | kojsot (kojsot) | 78.36 | 96% | 2016-01-16 |
| 20521. | Victoria (cutemikitty) | 78.36 | 94% | 2011-08-14 |
| 20522. | Marko (croatiahf) | 78.35 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 20523. | uzi (cray_f) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 20524. | Filip (d3r1mm0r) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 20525. | Zach (zach2581) | 78.34 | 92% | 2015-05-06 |
| 20526. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 78.34 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |