As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3275. | cfe (prgmlu) | 105.12 | 93% | 2015-07-02 |
| 3276. | Nemo (35603560) | 105.10 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3277. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 105.10 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3278. | Evan (evang_dvorak) | 105.09 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 3279. | AJL (oppai59) | 105.08 | 99% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3280. | Zydrate (zydrate) | 105.08 | 83% | 2016-10-09 |
| 3281. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 105.08 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 3282. | Andy (andm) | 105.07 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 3283. | Scott (holyomgida) | 105.06 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 3284. | Kevin (klove989) | 105.05 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3285. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 105.05 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 3286. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 105.05 | 98% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3287. | papabunny (papabunny2) | 105.04 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 3288. | Matt (rodo_) | 105.04 | 97.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3289. | にぃな (nina_217) | 105.04 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 3290. | rngy (rngyy) | 105.02 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3291. | Kenny (kennylaughton) | 105.01 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 3292. | Hello (loudasian) | 105.01 | 89% | 2016-07-01 |
| 3293. | Squidney (hieroolz97) | 105.00 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 3294. | Tim (littlesprinklesjersey) | 104.99 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 3295. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 104.99 | 99% | 2019-02-16 |
| 3296. | Karlie (karlie1234) | 104.98 | 95% | 2016-04-19 |
| 3297. | KodokTroll (kodoktroll) | 104.97 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3298. | Frank (frankxu) | 104.97 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3299. | Monika (moni_type) | 104.95 | 96% | 2016-09-05 |
| 3300. | max (psybunk) | 104.94 | 97% | 2019-12-28 |
| 3301. | Gordownage (fuzzy8balls) | 104.94 | 99% | 2015-11-18 |
| 3302. | CharlesP (charlesp12) | 104.93 | 97% | 2025-04-24 |
| 3303. | banhbear (banhbear) | 104.93 | 98.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3304. | c (coolbaldman) | 104.93 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |