The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2746. | Dakota (dendak5385) | 112.98 | 99% | 2021-01-10 |
| 2747. | Samuel (hatreddcopter) | 112.98 | 93% | 2013-01-29 |
| 2748. | Stephanie (fennek) | 112.97 | 96% | 2016-12-25 |
| 2749. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 112.96 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2750. | Wouter (pixelgasm) | 112.95 | 99% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2751. | Bob (bobobobby) | 112.94 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2752. | Kim (kimlien) | 112.94 | 95% | 2014-05-19 |
| 2753. | Bob (arceushero) | 112.94 | 97% | 2014-08-15 |
| 2754. | Sonya (srscudder) | 112.93 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 2755. | 2slow (karthik05) | 112.92 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2756. | Laura (typerdiaper) | 112.91 | 95% | 2011-07-15 |
| 2757. | faster (justabitfaster) | 112.91 | 96% | 2016-01-27 |
| 2758. | /(OwO)\ (l4rk_lyke) | 112.90 | 99.3% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2759. | Chris (cjbprime) | 112.90 | 94% | 2016-12-13 |
| 2760. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 112.90 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 2761. | Carson (theethrowaway) | 112.90 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2762. | FartMaster2003 (unpog) | 112.87 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 2763. | Kenneth (kennethh) | 112.87 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 2764. | timothy (timmysuh904) | 112.86 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2765. | Black Rose Quits (brandnew7... | 112.85 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 2766. | chunky (wbcracer) | 112.85 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2767. | Jose (relictus) | 112.84 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 2768. | Greg (yaohan) | 112.83 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2769. | Vent (general_vent) | 112.82 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 2770. | Ben (imsortafast) | 112.82 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2771. | Shane (simplyshane) | 112.81 | 99% | 2016-12-31 |
| 2772. | Miguel (mimigz) | 112.80 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 2773. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 112.79 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 2774. | criasier (criasier) | 112.79 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 2775. | batbold (bb__) | 112.77 | 99.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |