I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13599. | local-lawence (local_lawence) | 78.39 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 13600. | Jason (jason_kenney) | 78.39 | 96.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13601. | MooD (xslel) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13602. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 78.38 | 93% | 2016-03-03 |
| 13603. | Rocco (2kamashi2) | 78.38 | 87% | 2016-11-05 |
| 13604. | emden25 (emden25) | 78.37 | 94% | 2024-02-18 |
| 13605. | Unknown (unknown404) | 78.37 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 13606. | tristan (jonsnaw1) | 78.37 | 97.1% | 2021-02-27 |
| 13607. | Ihor (seitem) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 13608. | Mahmoud (m_s_ali) | 78.37 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 13609. | Joe (redlinec) | 78.36 | 96.9% | 2024-10-18 |
| 13610. | Esk (99tester) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 13611. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13612. | Mark (alphaone) | 78.36 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 13613. | tam (tamraincoat) | 78.36 | 95% | 2015-12-23 |
| 13614. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 78.36 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 13615. | πΎπππππ (s... | 78.35 | 95% | 2024-07-27 |
| 13616. | Drew (biggyboy90) | 78.35 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13617. | Master Sky (ma3ter3ky) | 78.35 | 96.9% | 2025-03-04 |
| 13618. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 78.35 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 13619. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 78.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13620. | sohta (sohta) | 78.35 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13621. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 78.35 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 13622. | michael (michaelabdi) | 78.35 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 13623. | Wes (wyvr) | 78.35 | 94% | 2015-06-09 |
| 13624. | Chase (chasebank87) | 78.35 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 13625. | theo (theodoro) | 78.35 | 93% | 2017-03-19 |
| 13626. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 78.34 | 97.2% | 2024-03-30 |
| 13627. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13628. | Joseph (jsph273) | 78.34 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |