Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4798. | Kyle (asaleon) | 56.99 | 94% | 2020-03-21 |
| 4799. | Isak (isapan) | 56.97 | 95% | 2018-03-23 |
| 4800. | Yeshua (mr_inconsistent88) | 56.97 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 4801. | gutgus (gutgus_o) | 56.96 | 94% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4802. | Rebel (rebelaj) | 56.96 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4803. | Omar (decapod) | 56.95 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4804. | Sean (uwiana) | 56.95 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4805. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 56.94 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4806. | Rusty (saddled) | 56.93 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4807. | zero2hero (zero2hero) | 56.90 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4808. | D (rejden) | 56.88 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 4809. | Kom (poobscoob) | 56.87 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 4810. | Sid (judgementdey) | 56.87 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 4811. | Augusto (srbigoton) | 56.86 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4812. | Rain (u96e8) | 56.85 | 94% | 2018-07-07 |
| 4813. | Jericho (typersimon) | 56.83 | 95% | 2020-06-20 |
| 4814. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 56.82 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4815. | Justin (justinsavino) | 56.82 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4816. | sawmearbaqueer (sawmear232) | 56.82 | 94% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4817. | Jayson (jaysong12) | 56.82 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4818. | Hohos (wilsu) | 56.81 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4819. | Chuck (drumbledope) | 56.81 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4820. | اعجاذ حسين (s183ds... | 56.79 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4821. | nani1999 (shanmukraj) | 56.78 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 4822. | Rocco (hnicrocconator) | 56.77 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4823. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 56.74 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4824. | Chaos (chaos1k) | 56.74 | 95% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4825. | King Kyle (kaiser_keehlim) | 56.71 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4826. | maksim (prodbymax) | 56.69 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4827. | Dave (suntoes) | 56.68 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |