The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4911. | Jarvan 4 (jarvan4only) | 103.03 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
| 4912. | (the_mop) | 103.03 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 4913. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 103.03 | 98% | 2013-08-07 |
| 4914. | Sangeetha (sangini10) | 103.03 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 4915. | Epic (br0kenar0w) | 103.02 | 98% | 2013-08-05 |
| 4916. | Austin (sipphiron) | 103.02 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 4917. | Magne (magnejv) | 103.02 | 97% | 2016-01-24 |
| 4918. | joe (corrinthians) | 103.02 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 4919. | Elizabeth (friendable) | 103.02 | 96% | 2013-06-13 |
| 4920. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 103.02 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 4921. | Connor (plouffe) | 103.01 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 4922. | Christian (chrillzen) | 103.01 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 4923. | Sahm (sahm) | 103.00 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 4924. | LeeAnn (leeanncat) | 102.99 | 97% | 2017-12-30 |
| 4925. | Rahul (protyper_rahulganesh) | 102.97 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4926. | Nicholas (nickymillz) | 102.97 | 96% | 2014-05-14 |
| 4927. | Walter (keepcrying) | 102.96 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4928. | Jesse (sarrod) | 102.96 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 4929. | frothy (lancetadance) | 102.96 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 4930. | Finn (finnark) | 102.96 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4931. | Sean (hothands089) | 102.95 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4932. | :) (bavadin) | 102.95 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4933. | Alex (machine12100) | 102.95 | 97% | 2015-10-09 |
| 4934. | Fabian (bengan) | 102.95 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 4935. | Slobodan (bekca) | 102.95 | 98% | 2015-09-21 |
| 4936. | Sylvester (trapist) | 102.94 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 4937. | Duvall (duvall) | 102.94 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 4938. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 102.93 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 4939. | GBW (gbw_gbw) | 102.92 | 99% | 2013-12-27 |
| 4940. | Chanz (chanzie) | 102.91 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |