I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14567. | Mr.Pemguimn (nhatltm) | 73.21 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14568. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 73.21 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 14569. | wessel (wesseltype) | 73.21 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 14570. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 73.20 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14571. | Henry (ambandi) | 73.20 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 14572. | R (spectralblitz) | 73.20 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14573. | Aaron (typestar2k19) | 73.19 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 14574. | ^_^ (lowkeynicole) | 73.19 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 14575. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 73.19 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 14576. | Roomie (lanruthless) | 73.19 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 14577. | Salami (braintumorinducer) | 73.19 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 14578. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 73.18 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 14579. | Bob (sydre2) | 73.18 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14580. | Ben (benyefet) | 73.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 14581. | Kyle (orthocube) | 73.18 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 14582. | Adam (adrakpro) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 14583. | Christina (calderman) | 73.17 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14584. | William (wwuhoo) | 73.17 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14585. | KBA (kdlt) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 14586. | Emily (aquatick) | 73.17 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 14587. | Darth (darthverde) | 73.17 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14588. | mibsahn (mibsahn) | 73.16 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14589. | OttTyrilt (otttyrilt) | 73.16 | 95.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 14590. | Havinastroke (saltyhavin) | 73.16 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 14591. | Bausse (samshab) | 73.16 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 14592. | Justas (jusstas) | 73.16 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 14593. | jessie (jessjna) | 73.16 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 14594. | cj (stonewippen) | 73.15 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14595. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 73.15 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 14596. | Ren (rennieboy) | 73.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |