The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24906. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 64.48 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 24907. | Isabella (miaowmanthos) | 64.47 | 94% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24908. | Jakub (piorunpl) | 64.47 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 24909. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 64.47 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| 24910. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 64.47 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24911. | Nurbek (cheburekkek) | 64.47 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 24912. | Vishal (vishal_kr_saw) | 64.47 | 94% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24913. | Hieu (lavatran) | 64.47 | 94% | 2014-09-12 |
| 24914. | ttv/J0bro (jobrocraftstep) | 64.46 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 24915. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 64.46 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 24916. | breh (duclc) | 64.46 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24917. | Can (anqelican) | 64.46 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24918. | inipro (inipro) | 64.46 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 24919. | Potet (potetaaker) | 64.46 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 24920. | Chris (integrus) | 64.46 | 93% | 2012-11-25 |
| 24921. | Alberto (alberto) | 64.46 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24922. | LyFe (elvislin036) | 64.45 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24923. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 64.45 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 24924. | Josue (yhosug7) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24925. | John (xobot) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24926. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24927. | Tonya (tagama2) | 64.45 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 24928. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 64.45 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 24929. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 64.45 | 93% | 2017-04-01 |
| 24930. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 64.45 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 24931. | Anthony (burner15) | 64.45 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 24932. | CallMeTim (callmetim) | 64.44 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 24933. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 64.44 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24934. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 24935. | Jonathan (joe00) | 64.44 | 88% | 2013-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |