As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11032. | Cal (raceto151) | 81.36 | 96.5% | 2025-03-05 |
| 11033. | Calista (calcoua) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 11034. | Daniel (danielfromohio) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11035. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 81.36 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11036. | sd (souparna021) | 81.36 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 11037. | Max (maxwellmax) | 81.35 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 11038. | Moulik (morocks) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 11039. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 11040. | Mordraug (mordraug) | 81.34 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 11041. | josh (isotimic) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11042. | Parker (pg191919) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11043. | Matt (dazzles98) | 81.33 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 11044. | Mel (melvin101) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11045. | natrap (nardtarp) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 11046. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 81.32 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 11047. | john (johanwo) | 81.32 | 97% | 2016-10-08 |
| 11048. | Kani Rashied-Henry (kbreezy... | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11049. | Nik (niktrc) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 11050. | Blane (bparker) | 81.31 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 11051. | Peter (pann) | 81.31 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 11052. | lebum (lebum) | 81.31 | 97% | 2015-07-27 |
| 11053. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 81.31 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 11054. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 81.31 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 11055. | La1ka (laikan) | 81.30 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11056. | Safey (safey) | 81.29 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11057. | Michael (mrk0508) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11058. | clay (chloesucks) | 81.29 | 98.4% | 2024-03-17 |
| 11059. | Peter (habibp) | 81.29 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 11060. | Snail (marcelino92) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11061. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |