I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12987. | HUGA (en_ai_see_o) | 80.73 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 12988. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 80.73 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 12989. | Daniel (dannyzizi) | 80.72 | 100% | 2022-11-13 |
| 12990. | Caxolotl (starkitty13) | 80.72 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 12991. | Odal (odal_24268) | 80.72 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 12992. | pwp (fickypw) | 80.72 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12993. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 80.72 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 12994. | ketchuplegend (ketchuplegend) | 80.72 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12995. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 80.72 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12996. | Ellie (daphne2) | 80.72 | 99% | 2018-05-03 |
| 12997. | David (ogwoohoo) | 80.72 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 12998. | Vinay (vinaynani92) | 80.71 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 12999. | iqbal hakim (ballz_bazz) | 80.70 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13000. | A (sd_era) | 80.70 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 13001. | Tarek (o_stady) | 80.70 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13002. | storm (stooormmm) | 80.70 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 13003. | Jordan (kaytoshields) | 80.69 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13004. | jg1a (jg1a) | 80.69 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13005. | Vikas (a4atom) | 80.69 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 13006. | Superior (scs_85) | 80.68 | 94% | 2025-01-26 |
| 13007. | Jd (jddantes) | 80.68 | 84% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13008. | bayu (bayurespati) | 80.68 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 13009. | BWho? (bwho) | 80.68 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13010. | flybot (flybot) | 80.68 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 13011. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 80.68 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 13012. | mohammad mahdi (m_m_behnasr) | 80.67 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 13013. | Nurbek (cheburekkek) | 80.67 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13014. | fastboi (boyfast) | 80.67 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13015. | notjoyu (notjoyu) | 80.67 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 13016. | Trevor (nutt69) | 80.67 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |