As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19026. | IzzyP (izzyp13) | 63.18 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
19027. | Independent (independent) | 63.18 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
19028. | William (iif_cii) | 63.17 | 93% | 2015-12-20 |
19029. | dayy (lordie) | 63.17 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
19030. | Lune (debshot_883) | 63.17 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
19031. | pankaj (arya1pankaj) | 63.16 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
19032. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 63.16 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
19033. | Liam (liamdasilva) | 63.15 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
19034. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 63.15 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
19035. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 63.15 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
19036. | Jatin (jatin19902017) | 63.15 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
19037. | Shreya (squgeim) | 63.14 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
19038. | Ian (matcher23) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-05-04 |
19039. | lil (lilgolem) | 63.13 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
19040. | (amithps66) | 63.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
19041. | Sohan (alphasd) | 63.13 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
19042. | Kayden (kaydengiang2512) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
19043. | Zak (teabola) | 63.12 | 89% | 2017-05-12 |
19044. | DP (dragonphoenix) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
19045. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 63.12 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
19046. | Jay (jmackencheese) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
19047. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 63.12 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
19048. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 63.12 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
19049. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 63.12 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
19050. | Mazak (mazak) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
19051. | Tiffany (fluffy0990) | 63.11 | 91% | 2017-03-04 |
19052. | mayn (mayn65) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-09-20 |
19053. | Brad (2slo2calm) | 63.11 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
19054. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 63.11 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
19055. | b (byron911) | 63.11 | 89% | 2015-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |