The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9939. | Mashuke Alam (jim_99) | 47.19 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9940. | Napplebee (napplebee) | 47.19 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 9941. | Nam (ttn1z) | 47.19 | 96% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9942. | Ahmad Reza (a_r_cheraghi) | 47.19 | 94% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9943. | Kirolos (kirolosadel02) | 47.19 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9944. | Filip (hummelur) | 47.19 | 92% | 2017-03-16 |
| 9945. | SuchPlayer (suchplayer) | 47.18 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9946. | Jeriel (jheerio) | 47.18 | 92% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9947. | Abhay (ab_hay) | 47.18 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 9948. | tom (tom2706) | 47.18 | 98.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 9949. | denys (denisoh) | 47.18 | 86% | 2016-09-03 |
| 9950. | Dawn (dawnkjj) | 47.18 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9951. | SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (ymwsimon) | 47.18 | 93.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9952. | ine (inesth) | 47.18 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 9953. | Hung (mrhero) | 47.17 | 96% | 2012-12-31 |
| 9954. | Shubania (shybern69) | 47.17 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9955. | khan (khan17) | 47.16 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9956. | caotang (caotangxm) | 47.16 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9957. | ਹਰਮਨਦੀਪ ਕà©... | 47.16 | 93% | 2017-05-08 |
| 9958. | Sarp (whitechocolatee) | 47.15 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
| 9959. | Tareq (tareq_2007) | 47.15 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9960. | mahdy (mahdy7) | 47.15 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9961. | TMMeli (tmtonimeli) | 47.15 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9962. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.14 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9963. | y (y1266) | 47.14 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9964. | Hubert (dutyhubert) | 47.14 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9965. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 47.14 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 9966. | James (ladboyswagg) | 47.14 | 96% | 2012-05-15 |
| 9967. | maryam (marr) | 47.14 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 9968. | Ninh (nhoxcrazy_tutai) | 47.14 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |