I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6389. | Gucci (bamboochief) | 95.59 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
| 6390. | Dinah (kirbytyper) | 95.58 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 6391. | Marcel (razhork) | 95.58 | 97% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6392. | Meat (cylindericalmeat) | 95.58 | 96% | 2024-11-29 |
| 6393. | Olaf (ofofo) | 95.57 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 6394. | OhLookHavoc (pixelgaming) | 95.57 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6395. | Silingas (trustys) | 95.57 | 98.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| 6396. | Eicy (eicymores) | 95.57 | 96.6% | 2024-02-27 |
| 6397. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 95.57 | 97.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6398. | Charlie Li (yale2026) | 95.57 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 6399. | crow (ph4tomz) | 95.57 | 97.4% | 2024-06-28 |
| 6400. | unit (chuwii) | 95.57 | 96% | 2024-03-28 |
| 6401. | Rahul (protyper_rahulganesh) | 95.57 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6402. | —Redd ○ (divergence) | 95.56 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 6403. | Raju (rajiun_) | 95.56 | 99% | 2025-07-24 |
| 6404. | Yan (betterjanek) | 95.56 | 96.7% | 2025-04-13 |
| 6405. | ke00 (ke00000) | 95.55 | 96% | 2024-11-06 |
| 6406. | Sandyjustdied (sandyjustdied) | 95.55 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6407. | Kasper (kasperjanholm) | 95.55 | 95% | 2016-10-02 |
| 6408. | Sabrina (haroldfinch) | 95.55 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6409. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.55 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 6410. | D (dschrad) | 95.55 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 6411. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 95.54 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 6412. | Kevin (hyperdubz) | 95.54 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 6413. | Sean (masian08) | 95.54 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 6414. | Jose (ayooooo) | 95.54 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 6415. | Elijah (akagila) | 95.54 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 6416. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 95.53 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 6417. | 🥇 Evan C. (evancnavarro) | 95.53 | 97% | 2017-08-06 |
| 6418. | eargjaogjaogjaogjai (eargja... | 95.52 | 96% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |