And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31148. | ali (aliselim) | 61.14 | 95% | 2017-06-22 |
| 31149. | D (bacchus_d) | 61.14 | 89% | 2014-08-27 |
| 31150. | mohammad (mahekgudi) | 61.14 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 31151. | ly (chealy) | 61.14 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 31152. | Jason (zeyn) | 61.14 | 95% | 2014-09-07 |
| 31153. | Hayden (23stewhc) | 61.14 | 94% | 2018-12-13 |
| 31154. | cindy (cwycindy115) | 61.14 | 97.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 31155. | Hayden (hlbagd0723) | 61.13 | 97% | 2014-06-17 |
| 31156. | Lary (larylo1025) | 61.13 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 31157. | gdcuber the goober (gdcuber13) | 61.13 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| 31158. | Ed (cyancity) | 61.13 | 91% | 2016-10-25 |
| 31159. | MRT (mrt_sorry) | 61.13 | 96.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 31160. | Mandeep (mani7246) | 61.13 | 94% | 2015-02-25 |
| 31161. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 61.13 | 94% | 2012-08-01 |
| 31162. | Dalton (daltonspear) | 61.13 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 31163. | Alex (formerself) | 61.13 | 96% | 2015-02-16 |
| 31164. | pizzapablo (pizzapablo) | 61.12 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 31165. | kashif (kashifjawed786) | 61.12 | 95% | 2015-10-10 |
| 31166. | Thao Nguyen (silverscorp) | 61.12 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 31167. | Yoshi (yoshi_boshi_sushi) | 61.12 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 31168. | Jack (jacktheoldguy) | 61.12 | 99% | 2023-05-29 |
| 31169. | ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (_bl0nk_) | 61.12 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 31170. | Nickolai (nnbh) | 61.12 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 31171. | Jason (vuwij) | 61.12 | 92% | 2012-09-05 |
| 31172. | Jared (sacmanxman2) | 61.11 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 31173. | Takeh (sammydgenius201_) | 61.11 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 31174. | Diante (diante440) | 61.11 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 31175. | Makima (makimauwu) | 61.10 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 31176. | Khanon (zero1010_) | 61.10 | 94% | 2019-08-07 |
| 31177. | Sere (sere) | 61.10 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |