Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1126. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 92.58 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1127. | Brandon (bgrospe) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1128. | Usman (usmanmajeed12) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 1129. | Laura (luckybishop) | 92.54 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 1130. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 92.52 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1131. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 92.48 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1132. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 92.48 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 1133. | Joseph (josqu) | 92.48 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1134. | Harold (olafthered) | 92.46 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1135. | Jake (drjakeman) | 92.45 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 1136. | Mike (headoros) | 92.44 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1137. | Dunois (dunois) | 92.43 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1138. | Jacob (ibejacob) | 92.34 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1139. | Rajiv (johnnymaboi) | 92.31 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1140. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 92.30 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1141. | Keke (azumon) | 92.28 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1142. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 92.27 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1143. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 92.27 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1144. | Irvin (14laui1) | 92.24 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1145. | Yao (yaoyaoyao) | 92.23 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 1146. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 92.20 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1147. | winter (enjjj) | 92.20 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 1148. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 92.14 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1149. | chowder (elitechowder) | 92.12 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1150. | Gaster (iamgaster) | 92.11 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1151. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 92.10 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1152. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 92.04 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1153. | Ryan (godspeedyouryan) | 92.03 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1154. | Fabian (barukie) | 92.03 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 1155. | Kyu (kyukang) | 92.01 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |