As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2043. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 112.63 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
2044. | Z (vayenp) | 112.63 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
2045. | Umut (acetylcholinesterase) | 112.61 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
2046. | Luke (magzillas) | 112.60 | 100% | 2019-11-01 |
2047. | (sputype) | 112.59 | 97.9% | 2024-03-10 |
2048. | NOT AN ALT (kenixx) | 112.59 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
2049. | slaykesh (chickenluvr) | 112.58 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
2050. | rickybaba123 (rickybaba123) | 112.58 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
2051. | ritual (wx8_) | 112.57 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
2052. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 112.57 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
2053. | lithiumranger (datoucai) | 112.57 | 97.2% | 2023-10-29 |
2054. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 112.57 | 99% | 2022-08-13 |
2055. | DIGITEI COM A BUNDA (gel4ever) | 112.56 | 100% | 2021-03-02 |
2056. | Kuiper (kuiper530) | 112.56 | 100% | 2016-02-26 |
2057. | octopus58 (octopus58) | 112.56 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
2058. | Financier (financier) | 112.56 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
2059. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 112.55 | 98.1% | 2023-08-02 |
2060. | dead (karovin) | 112.55 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
2061. | Alex (sweethoneytea) | 112.54 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
2062. | Bakugo (respiro72) | 112.54 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
2063. | David (elhipercubo) | 112.54 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
2064. | ChK (chkg2a) | 112.52 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
2065. | Carmel (m_carmel) | 112.52 | 99.1% | 2025-02-17 |
2066. | Frenzy (phrenzy) | 112.52 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
2067. | kayda layda (kaydalayda) | 112.51 | 99% | 2024-03-16 |
2068. | slow (slowtyper8888) | 112.51 | 98.4% | 2023-08-30 |
2069. | David (fzbx9500) | 112.50 | 99.3% | 2025-01-15 |
2070. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 112.49 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
2071. | Thomas (loboru) | 112.49 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
2072. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 112.48 | 99% | 2021-05-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |