And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18851. | sfg (nigh) | 81.15 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 18852. | Paulos (skrill3x) | 81.15 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 18853. | Ha (tranluuha) | 81.15 | 98% | 2013-12-27 |
| 18854. | Son Dong (azurelove) | 81.15 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 18855. | Jay (jaygreen4th) | 81.15 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 18856. | zerocosmos (zerocosmos) | 81.15 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 18857. | Mechagodzilla (mechagodzilla) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 18858. | Eric (notmexican) | 81.14 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 18859. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 81.14 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 18860. | Sanjii (ibetterbeimproving) | 81.14 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 18861. | Kristin (thompsonk) | 81.14 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 18862. | Yee (theleftnut) | 81.14 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 18863. | Colin (colinsweetman) | 81.14 | 95% | 2012-07-11 |
| 18864. | fe (ferkoaa) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 18865. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 81.13 | 98% | 2013-09-13 |
| 18866. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 81.13 | 96% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18867. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 81.12 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 18868. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 81.12 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 18869. | folgue02 (folgue) | 81.12 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 18870. | werdnalliw (werdnalliw) | 81.12 | 94% | 2015-03-19 |
| 18871. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 81.12 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 18872. | Jake (s2d_) | 81.12 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 18873. | Mira (mirachandriani) | 81.11 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 18874. | zeon (zeon000) | 81.11 | 94% | 2021-07-09 |
| 18875. | Justin (wiimoat) | 81.11 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 18876. | Rzn (rzn_) | 81.11 | 96% | 2022-02-19 |
| 18877. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 18878. | Joseph (joseph_) | 81.11 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 18879. | Nasrul (nastha) | 81.11 | 93% | 2017-02-06 |
| 18880. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 81.11 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |