The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3531. | gary (asahi1991) | 60.30 | 97.6% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3532. | gin (nadaboii) | 60.30 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 3533. | Bryan (bvesey77) | 60.30 | 91% | 2012-12-18 |
| 3534. | Dejan (inertia_creeps) | 60.30 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 3535. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 60.30 | 91% | 2015-03-17 |
| 3536. | Si Young (ucoo1719) | 60.30 | — | 2009-06-19 |
| 3537. | Kamal (kamal0208) | 60.29 | 95% | 2011-09-27 |
| 3538. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 60.28 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 3539. | Murat (denizaykin) | 60.28 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 3540. | joshua (madara_mandar) | 60.28 | 96% | 2012-08-19 |
| 3541. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 60.28 | 95% | 2013-06-25 |
| 3542. | Jayson (shenjuki) | 60.28 | 86% | 2012-10-13 |
| 3543. | LadaSedan (ladasedan) | 60.28 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 3544. | Joe (pfaffanator) | 60.27 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 3545. | Hasibuan (voyager28) | 60.27 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3546. | Huỳnh Khôi (foggy01) | 60.27 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 3547. | Alfred (alfred1985) | 60.26 | 93% | 2012-03-20 |
| 3548. | Karnouk (karnouk) | 60.26 | 96% | 2016-08-14 |
| 3549. | mahesh (mahesh9208) | 60.26 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 3550. | pranj (jhonystorm) | 60.25 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 3551. | David (sidrid) | 60.25 | 100% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3552. | Vincent (virreoh) | 60.25 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 3553. | kedar (knavlekar) | 60.25 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 3554. | Rual (rual09) | 60.25 | 95% | 2014-12-26 |
| 3555. | Life'z gr8st bargain (miran... | 60.25 | 95% | 2012-05-07 |
| 3556. | Maria (oshjosh) | 60.25 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 3557. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 60.24 | 88% | 2012-09-05 |
| 3558. | Shivam (shivam543) | 60.24 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
| 3559. | Darrin (darrinj) | 60.24 | 89% | 2011-05-29 |
| 3560. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 60.24 | 94% | 2020-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |