Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1771. | Wilce (kingdoubleu) | 83.39 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1772. | Gandalfr (aanuj4444) | 83.38 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1773. | Rick (yung_rick) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1774. | Hans (dasyke887) | 83.35 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1775. | Zaoxa (enkryptsyon) | 83.31 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1776. | Arthur (kintsuki) | 83.30 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 1777. | world cult (lilbabygoat) | 83.30 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1778. | dato (jrdleto) | 83.29 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1779. | Cyber (cyberpuffs) | 83.27 | 94% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1780. | _Kyun (75438rblx) | 83.26 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 1781. | pea (pbarakat) | 83.23 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1782. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 83.22 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1783. | Joe (greystreet) | 83.20 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1784. | Loui (benesso_) | 83.20 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1785. | Dan (dssl86) | 83.19 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1786. | Martin (martinwong) | 83.19 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1787. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 83.18 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1788. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 83.18 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1789. | Reuben (rbnsmuels) | 83.18 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 1790. | pearslice (mark42isawesome) | 83.17 | 95% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1791. | J (fortunapls) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1792. | Sergio (sergiorbuge) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1793. | Toon (mojohamz) | 83.16 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 1794. | Andrew (hijakthatcar) | 83.16 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1795. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 83.12 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1796. | CapoAgus (capoagus) | 83.12 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1797. | lemon (lemondemon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1798. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 83.10 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 1799. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 83.09 | 96% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1800. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 83.08 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |